Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Escaping the Clutches of Death

So, I have found that insanely, intolerably, miserably cold weather makes the giant screws in my back ache.  According to my car's thermometer it was -10 on my drive home from work today.  Here, let me write that out...ten degrees below zero. So, my eyeballs freeze and my back aches.  Why...why do I live here...? 

I'm working full time now, I spend half the day standing and the other half sitting on my excercise ball.  As instructed by my doctor, I get up and wander the halls periodically, peering into offices and dragging my numb leg.  Sometimes I mutter to myself for effect.  People are getting accustomed to it but I feel like I should be rattling chains, like the ghost of managers past.  

Yesterday, the parking lot was snowy and as I was staggering from my car to my office I slipped!  Oh, the panic!  It was all ok thankfully, just a little slide,  but the first thing I did was go on a quest for the company provided grippy traction shoe things (yes, I do think that's the technical name).  I found one of the other managers and said "I slipped a little in the parking lot, I need the teethy, grippy things".  So, what did this little statement cause behind the scenes?  Today I had an employee come to me and ask if the white truck was mine, it was so I said yes.  He asked if it looked clear and safe for me to walk to my truck, I said "ummm, yes...it looks fine"?.  So he told me yesterday he was told I nearly slipped and died in the parking lot so they better make sure I was ok and the path to my car was Honolulu.  I told him I was just looking for grippy shoe things, not complaining.  Oh, the rumor mill!  Apparently I barely escaped the cruel grip of Death yet again!  

So, I'm almost back to normal...slow, stupid normal, but I am starting to do things without thinking about them so much.  Little things like picking up small dropped items off the floor like a normal person instead of just saying "well, it's on the floor" like it just got sucked into a black hole and is gone forever.   Every day is a little bit better and that's all I can ask for.  Well, that and a million dollars.  

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